The NFL lockout is no closer to being settled, although the two sides are at least back at the negotiating table. Therefore, there isn’t much to discuss when it comes to personnel as teams are waiting until the lockout is sorted out to begin making their moves, with the exception of the draft at the end of the month, of course. It’s always fun to look at the wives of NFL players, and we’re going to give you our list of the top three, outside of Mrs. Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen, who should be stricken from every one of these lists, because it’s just not fair.
Jason Taylor/Katina Taylor
The Taylors were set up by Jason’s former teammate in Miami, Zach Thomas, who is Katina’s brother, and they have fought through various problems to stay together, coming close to divorce in 2006. Taylor even offered to quit football in 2006, but Katina wouldn’t let him and he ended up winning the Defensive Player of the Year award. NFL future odds should show that Taylor, a free agent, will end up on a team, but if he decided to stay home with Katina, we wouldn’t be mad at him.
Todd Heap/Ashley Heap
The Heaps were married in 2001 and have three children, a daughter and twin sons. Ashley stays out of the spotlight and much isn’t known about her, except that she and Heap are dedicated members of their church and plan on going on missions when their children are going.
Tony Romo/Candice Crawford
It’s no surprise that Romo likes his blue-eyed blondes (shoutout to Jessica Simpson), and he got engaged to former beauty queen and current Dallas news personality Crawford in December 2010. This is a much better deal for Romo than when he was dating Simpson, which drew too much attention to him, so he gets a wife who is arguably hotter than Simpson, without the hassle.
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Today's Carnival Princess: Leighton Meester

Since Leighton Meester was nice enough to attend the premiere of the movie Date Night the other day I am going to go ahead and award her today's title of Epic Carnival Princess. It has nothing to do with the fact that she had an alleged sex tape circulating a while back. Nothing at all. I frown upon such misbehavior. This is purely out of wanting to help a talented young actress get the exposure she deserves. I don't even know what I am talking about anymore.![]()
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Dara Torres is still famous I guess

Remember Dara Torres, the "older" lady who won medals in the last Summer Olympics. Well, I guess she's still kind of famous months later since she appears here in something called City and Shore magazine. Naturally she is in a swimsuit with stars and stripes on it or most people would have know idea why she is on the cover of their magazine. Not that I am complaining. I am all for MILFs running around getting their pics taken in bikinis. But you already knew that.![]()
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I really need a gold-plated Xbox 360
If you own this gold-plated Xbox 360 you are either (A) really rich, (B) really stupid, or (C) both of the above. Which is why I want to own one, natch.
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Erin Andrews looks very comfortable in Hollywood

So here's Erin Pageviews, er... Erin Andrews out and about in Hollywood looking every bit the starlet she wants/doesn't want to be. I really have nothing else to add. I just figured you might want to see these photos. If I was wrong, I am sure you'll tell me.![]()
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