Epic Carnival: Ball-Ball: Sending Middle Class America to Staggering New Lows

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Ball-Ball: Sending Middle Class America to Staggering New Lows

by Chimpanzee Rage, Deuce of Davenport

New sport or just a bunch of dumbasses? I say both. The suburban youth of America is bored ladies and gentlemen and they demand new activities to scramble their brains outside of the typical sex, drugs and alcohol. Luckily, these kids stumbled upon the perfect way to get the rush and high they need...they invented Ball-Ball. Sort of a human-ball-human joust...the loser seems to get flying in the air landing unforgivably on the ground. Things like this is why people hate America...long live "sport".


1 comment(s):

Bucktown Skins Fan said...

I say Natural Selection at work.

When one of these dumbasses snaps his neck, he will no longer be able to procreate.


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