Barry Bonds Really Hates Small People

by JA, The Feed

By this point everyone knows that Barry Bonds wasn't happy with the recent episode of HBO's "Costas Now" that featured interviews with a BALCO scientist and perennial blowhard Curt Schilling. Barry responded with a quote gaining on "Where's the beef?" in ubiquity.

"Is that the story Bob Costas talked about? A little midget man, who doesn't know jack about baseball, who never played the game before? You can tell Bob Costas what I called him."

But the large craniumed slugger's hatred for little people doesn't end with the diminutive sportscaster. Before last night's game with the Braves the Giants held a family softball game on the field at AT&T park. Bonds tried something new during the game. Instead of his customary leftfield he took the mound and pitched to the assembled offspring of his teammates. But like the Duke of "Major League" fame, Bonds wasn't taking it easy just because the guys in the batter's box couldn't read yet.

He hit only one batter — the 6-year-old son of infielder Rich Aurilia. Bonds, finally in control of the brush-back pitches, howled with delight.

His campaign of terror against the vertically challenged continued after the softball game when he called Tom Cruise "not much of an actor" and said that Dr. Ruth was an old hag who wouldn't know good sex if it came up and bit her on the ass.

"You know that song, short people got no reason to live? I love that song," Bonds said. "It's the ring tone on my cellphone."

He then used Ryan Klesko's daughter's head as a coaster for a hot cup of coffee while laughing at Aurilla's son who was crying while getting stitched up by the team's trainer.