by Deuce of Davenport
What it do, blogosphere? I'm Mustafa Redonkulous and I'm 1/3 of the Deuce of Davenport. I'm popping my Epic Carnival cherry and I gotta tell you that it feels great. I have no idea why these chickenheads always complain. I'll be dropping the soccer knowledge in addition to any other randomness I feel the need to address. Here comes the random.
The Rugby World Cup starts in a little under two months and South Africa is already looking ahead to their long-time nemesis and potential opponent New Zealand. However they're not studying film and formations. They're studying dances.
South Africa wants to bring back an old Zulu dance to counter New Zealand's famous Haka which is performed before every match. They probably don't want to stand around holding their dicks like the Australian guy in the video."We are closer to tradition with ours than the New Zealanders are with theirs," White told the Pretoria-based the Star newspaper.
Yeah right before the Boers segregated and slaughtered the Zulus and everyone else who looked like them. Segregation and slaughter would definitely put the fear of god in any opposing team.
"The history books show that the 1926 Springboks performed a Zulu war dance in major matches on their tour."
South Africa's going about this the wrong way. If the Haka succeeds in throwing opponents off their game and charging up the team, they need to leave this Zulu b.s. alone. The Zulus lost. They're the suckiest sucks that ever sucked so why do a loser dance? Look to Oakland and go for a winner. If this dance doesn't confuse and throw off the other team, nothing will.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
The Dance Gods Must Be Crazy
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3 comment(s):
I agree. How many other countries have tried to emulate the Haka and come off looking like silly in comparison.
The Kiwi's need to stick with the original Haka though, the new versions are so light-weight and just aren't as thrilling don't you think?
Err... you'd call the Kapa O Panga 'lightweight'? First time I've heard that - most think that it's bad because it's TOO bloodthirsty... far more so than the original Ka Mate haka.
Yeah but it ain't got that build up to the end that drives the crowd wild. I know it's supposed to be more blood thirsty and all that but it's just not as entertaining as that 'kap de kapa de core core'(not the real words) shit.
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