Epic Carnival: Epic Carnival: Is Megan Fox the Sexiest Woman in the World?

Monday, July 16, 2007

Epic Carnival: Is Megan Fox the Sexiest Woman in the World?

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

FHM has their Hot 100, Maxim has theirs. The fact that Eva Longoria and Lindsay Lohan (Lindsay Lohan?) were named the sexiest women in the world means that those systems are severely flawed (Have you seen Eva without makeup? Yikes!). We trust you, our beloved reader, much more than we trust those magazines, so now it's in your hands. In what will become a regular feature here at Epic Carnival, here is the first woman up for your consideration: Megan Fox. Tell us what you think.


6 comment(s):

dswinder said...

How does anyone say below 5? she is smokin' hot...

Mustafa Redonkulous said...

I would so go to town on Bea Arthur's pink and brown. Why ain't she on this? They didn't even consider Mona from Who's The Boss. That's wack, son.

More Credible said...

It's hard to rate any woman a 10, because in retrospect, 10 would be "divine", which no one should be... right?

Hey, any way we can throw Erin Esurance on here? Or a little Amanda Bynes?

What? So I gave you a cartoon and a real actress. Sue me.

Doberman on the Diamond said...

I am unaware of who this Megan Fox person is, or what she has ever done, but good lord she is fine.

I would even consider doing her face to face, instead of the usual prerequisite of face down, ass up.

extrapolater said...

This early in the process I'm reluctant to rate anyone a 10. It's kind of like figure skating or diving - have to leave room for the superlative that may or may not be on the horizon.

Jai Eugene said...

Is that Elvis' kid, Lisa Marie? She has big hands




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