Exercising with Your Dog is Strange...

by Sterling Gould, More Credible

...but this is just ridiculous.

Nice arms there Popeye. Strong till the finish cuz' you eat your spinach. By the way, doesn't that sound dirty to you? No? Okay, nevermind. My mind is always in the gutter.

Those poodles look like they just took a few steps into purgatory. Look at how pitiful they look, I'm sure they'd rather you dismember one of their own limbs and beat them with it than put them through this crap.