High Jump Girls: Would You?

by Sanchez, Shot to Nothing...

The Women's High Jump looks likely to be one of the most exciting events at the Track and Field World Championships in August, but the burning question in my mind is: 'Would you?'

Sure there's a certain amount of novelty value in shagging a giant, but when it came down to it, would you be up for riding the wild one with a lady who could crush you with a single step? To help you decide here are the top three contenders for the World Title:

Blanka Vlasic - No longer just a character from Street Fighter II, Blanka is a 6"4' croation woman who looks like something out of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. She doesn't like it when things don't go her way and often appears ever so slightly un-hinged. Think about that for a moment; Making the beast with a gigantic croation who likes things to be done 'her way'...










Kasja Berqvist - Now this is more like it; Tall, Blonde and Swedish are qualities we all look for in a woman aren't they? Kasja is a bit of a clutch jumper, constantly pulling off the big one on her third and final attempt, much to the dismay of her opponents. I'm not sure what that might mean for sexual relations but I'm open to suggestions.












Yelena Slesarenko - Ok, so she's got that whole 'rabid Russian rat' look going on but perhaps we could look past that. Yeah, maybe we could get comfy with her gritty 'destroy anything that stands in my way' personality or her ultra competetiveness that sees her smile solely when she has taken gold. You never know, she could be wild...

So what do you say? And don't be affraid to pitch in ladies, I'm all about equal opportunities when it comes to outrageous conversations of a sexual nature.