by dswinder, Sons of Sam Malone
I have long been a true connoisseur of all things Natalie Gulbis...Whether it be her fine golf game, magazine spreads, calendar, website, TV show, or whatever else the chick does, I'm interested...Well, what if I were to tell you that she's really good with white balls and shafts? Is that something you might be interested in?
In all seriousness though, I am a huge Natalie Gulbis fan, and yes, I do watch women's golf...Golf is the shit no matter which gender it is doing it better than me...I watch Natalie's TV show whenever I see it on The Golf Channel, and I even on occasion have a picture from her FHM spread as my phones wallpaper...Shut up! I'm not a freak. Just a fan...
Until recently, I was ignorant? blinded? a combination? I don't know, to the fact that Natalie is, in fact, not the only attractive female golfer...My moment of enlightenment occurred when MJD posted a picture o
f Anna Rawson at the ESPY Awards in his, The Debriefing from last Thursday...As soon as I saw the picture I felt cheated...Why hadn't I noticed this girl before? Was I slipping? I had to find out more...So I immediately got online and went Encyclopedia Brown on the bitch...
My findings were that, Anna Rawson, much like Natalie Gulbis has a website...She also does modeling, just like Gulbis...Rawson was born in Australia, and in 2006, her first year on the European Tour, finished 74th on the money list...Thaaat's why I've never seen her before...74th on the Ladies European Tour...It's all starting to make sense now...Anyway, these discoveries led me to dig deep and do some soul searching...Who's better? My longtime favorite Nat G.? Or the new kid at the party A-Raw
After careful deliberation, I finally decided that Natalie is still my choice in all ways possible...She's a better golfer, she's better looking, well-known, and a great business woman on top of it all (too bad I'm not included in "it all")...But what kind of journalism student would I be if I didn't at least leave it up to you, the reader, to decide for yourself? So go ahead and vote, and if you know what's good for you, you'll pick Gulbis...Then time for my navel gazing...Head on over to Sons of Sam Malone after you're through here...
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
I Love Me Some Natalie G.
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6 comment(s):
Nat G. loses votes because of her creepy overprotective father.
I agree that he's creepy and overprotective, but I still gotta show Nat some love...
Gotta disagree w/ you on the "Nat G. is better looking" angle you took.
But I thoroughly enjoyed this line: "Well, what if I were to tell you that she's really good with white balls and shafts?"
I wonder if she spit shines her balls?
One can only hope...and you gotta go to Anna's website and look at all of her pictures...In the effort for fairness I did pick out one of her best pictures...They're not all that hot...
Those legs on Rawson look like toothpicks. I have to go Natalie on this one.
Hey, Natalie pulled ahead...That's what I'm talkin' about...
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