In the Epic Carnival Center Ring! Idiots on Bikes!

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

Since there is no way I can possibly compete with the writing skills of the other writers on this site and since I am the pseudo-Ring Master of this here gig, I figured I better be smart and play to my strengths. Such as entertaining you with stories of the stupid. Hey, it's what I do.

And with us being a "carnival" and all, I figure we really need to produce some acts. Which brings me to today's post and something that will be a regular feature I hope.

Today's Epic Carnival Center Ring Act poses the unanswered question, "What is about people and bikes that once they get on them they feel the need to do really, really stupid sh*t?" Like, say, attempt to ride them down hills and stairs, for example.







Seriously, there are like a dozen of these videos on YouTube. Luckily for me, stupidity knows no bounds, so I should have plenty to "acts" to bring you here at the Carnival.