In the Epic Carnival Center Ring! Midget MMA!

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

Since this is a Carnival after all, we are required by carny law to bring you some sort of act each and every day for your viewing pleasure. I mean you paid good money for these tickets, right? So far in our brief history we've brought acts such as Bikers Going Down Stairs (badly) and Skateboarders Going Down Stairs (badly). Those were decent acts and we may have them back some day (you'd amazed what kind of money those folks make). Today, though we have an extry-special treat for you. Something you just can't get anywhere.

Midget Mixed Martial Arts!

Fight #1 features two Thai gentlemen with skills to make Chuck Lidell green with envy.


Our second fight on the card features a referee with a really big rack ... oh yeah, and two short guys fighting it out.


And in our unsanctioned Main Event, two men with the grappling skills of Macho Man Randy Savage. This one is under "Extreme Rules" with no ring, no gloves, and no brains. Stick around for the ending.