Link n' Blogs 7/25/07

by Jon Pyle, Pyle of List

Link n' Blogs is Epic Carnival's daily source for the second best of the blogosphere. The best being us of course. You'll also get lists, quotes or other random thoughts. Send your links to pyleoflist@gmail.com

Lance Murdock, Simpsons daredevil extraordinaire, is put to shame by some of these guys. Remember fellas, chicks dig scars. (Blog of Hilarity)

What do NFL stars, coaches and refs do to keep in shape in the off-season you ask? Take a look at some of these schedules. I'm surprised Big Ben doesn't spend time on stuntman training. (The Sports Hernia)

After reading this post, I imagine conversations all across Red Sox Nation going like this:
Simmons: "How big is your Papelboner right now?"
Sully: "I've never wanted peanut butter more."
House: "I wonder what Borat likes to eat?"
Simmons: "Elect me President of Red Sox Nation. Jimmy Kimmel, Karate Kid."
(Red Sox Monster)

I'm going to be real with you, loyal readers. I have no idea whether this tribute to the ample posterior of Jessica Alba is SFW or not. Couldn't take the chance on my work laptop. But that mystery only makes you want to click it more. (Coed Magazine)

Fresh off the success off his site redesign and new partnership, Mr. Irrelevant himself goes and gets himself trapped on a deserted island with 10 CD's. Am I the only one that imagines him being a lot like Jack from Lost? Except with hipper musical appetites. (Brahsome)

I know I'm not the only one that would fork over valuable cash to learn more about the lives of the greatest Karate dojo in the Valley in the history of Karate dojo's in the Valley. Paging Bill Simmons. Wait, I already used my Simmons joke for the week. Can I get a mulligan on this one? Oh no! (Milk Was a Bad Choice...)

Local advertising is the best. (Sports Unfiltered)

Insert your own punchline on this one. There is no possible way USC fans will let this one die any time soon. (Every Day Should Be Saturday)

If sports figures were Simpsons characters, this is how it would shake out. The minor characters are the best part. Mark Prior as a Hans Moleman! Brilliant! You get a helmet sticker my friend. (The Feed)