LinkGasm 7-31-07

by , Winning the Turnover Battle

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- I feel as if not nearly enough attention is being paid to the fact that Hayden Panettiere's 18th birthday is exactly three weeks from today. In an attempt to erectify rectify this egregious oversight, here are some brand spankin' new Hayden bikini pics. Don't say I never did anything for you. (Egotastic)

- Do you hate TicketMaster? You aren't alone. The Cleveland Cavaliers are suing them, alleging that TicketMaster isn't letting the Cavs use a different service to sell tickets. The case seemed to be going well until Eric Snow lost three briefs out of bounds in a span of two minutes. (Lion In Oil)

- The NHL knows now that it was teribly wrong to cheat on ESPN with that skank Versus, and they want things to go back to the way they were. Kiss and make up? (Sports Business Journal)

- A crazy Mets fan flipped out and killed his mother after a Mets loss this weekend, which raises the question; which fan is worse to have, a matricidal Mets Maniac, or a death-row Raiders devotee? (Fox Sports)

- Evidently there is some other carnival passing through town this week, this one being the Carnival of the NBA #47. This one has a lot to make up for, since #46 left peanut shells all over the county fairgrounds last time. (Give Me The Rock)