Natalie...Marry Me?

by dswinder, Sons of Sam Malone

I don't think that it's much of a secret around these here parts that I have somewhat of an unhealthy obsession liking for all things Natalie Gulbis (except for her creepy ass dad of course), but before yesterday, I really didn't think it was possible to step that obsession fandom up anymore...

Well, that was until the G-Train lost her LPGA wins v-card in a playoff win over Jang Jeong yesterday at the Evian Masters...Now, I'm not even sure that this stalkerish obsession me being a fan of Natalie is even at a reasonable level anymore...Here I was, going through life with the mindset that Natalie Gulbis was just a hot, decently good golfer, and then she goes and sends my world into a spiral (not downward mind you)...

Don't get me wrong, there's no complaint here...I'm really just trying to wrap my mind around the fact that Nat G. just added a whole new layer for me to obsess like about her...As if the charisma, good looks, and TV show weren't enough, now she's gone and added actually winning to her arsenal...What's next Natalie? Please, just don't tell me you can put you leg behind your head too...I don't know how much my penis heart can take...

Congratulations Natalie! Now how about that proposal?