Epic Carnival: Top 10 Signs You've Bought a Crappy Fantasy Football Annual

Friday, July 27, 2007

Top 10 Signs You've Bought a Crappy Fantasy Football Annual

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Over 20 quarterbacks are classified as "top-tier", including Rex Grossman

9. Their idea of a fearless "dud" prediction is to not feel too good about Curtis Martin's comeback

8. Comments in the mock draft include "My cat's breath smells like cat food"

7. They confuse Jeremey Shockey with Jerramy Stevens

6. Terrell Owens is the top WR listed, because everyone knows that his second year in a system is where TO really starts to shine

5. Their idea of a sleeper pick is Marques Colston, Vince Young and Frank Gore

4. They recommend "handcuffing" Reggie Bush with Aaron Stecker

3. Now that he's got a stud like Travis Henry, this is the year that Denver's Mike Shanahan sticks with one featured RB

2. Expert draft strategy: hoarding kickers

1. Believes that since so many teams are splitting the load at running back, this is the year to ignore the position entirely

Bonus - Rather than pay the licensing rights for player photos, they go with public domain USFL images like the one above...

3 comment(s):

DCScrap said...

11. They recommend taking a Tampa Bay quarterback.

Sanchez said...

This post sounds like the voice of experience. Are we to take it that you've been burned by a bad annual before?

DMtShooter said...

No, I write them.

Count on Kevin Jones this year. He's going to be big.


- ADVERTISEMENT -




HOT STUFF ON THE WEB...

OUR BENEFACTORS