by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
Is it fair to berate a man for his physical deformities? ESPN's Stuart Scott is as God made him, after all, and can't help the fact that he's giving Sandy Duncan and Sammy Davis Jr. (damn, I got the topical references in! the young peoples will be flocking to EC for this post!) a run for their money as the celebrity that most makes you want to go check on your marble collection.
As someone who suffers from less than perfect (OK, perfectly crappy) vision myself, this really seems unfair. And yet... there's the Who's Now thing. After watching that bit of televised war crime, I'm pretty sure that everything up to relieving yourself on the man is kosher.
And hey, maybe it'd help his eye. It's like magic, or something.
10. Getting Wiggly With It
9. Cool As The Other Side Of The Cornea
8. Peripheral Hater
7. Droop Yaaa!
6. Can I get an eye tuck from the congregation?
5. Show me the optometrist!
4. I ain't seein' nothin', but that ain't right
3. Drop it like it's diseased!
2. Watch the freak look wicked!
1. Let me clear my eye.
Add yours in the comments, along with your other confessions of sado-masochism...
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Top 10 Stuart Scott-style Catch Phrases for Stuart Scott's Wandering Eye
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6 comment(s):
hahaha, very clever
http://mybrainsaysrage.blogspot.com/2007/06/sportcenter-announcers-my-wish.html
They're stealing our bit! Tell them StegoSaurus, hoo hoo.
It would only be stealing if I had called "Who's Now" a "face rape," rather than a "war crime."
There's such a fine line between clever and stupid, as the Tap boys say...
Face raping is indeed funny.
Whatcha' lookin' at Stu?
I started that back in Washington when I had people put bandanas around their cars for women to take off their clothes.
Your car had cancer?
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