Top 10 Ways to Describe a Hit

by Sooze, Babes Love Baseball

Have you ever been watching some Sunday night baseball and suddenly hear Joe Morgan or John Miller describe a hit in a rather inappropriate way?

Turns out there are many different, exciting ways to describe a hit in the game of baseball. Some are self-explanatory while others are down-right dirty. Some may even remind you of Alyssa Milano.

We'll cover the latter, of course.

Using fictional play-by-play with actual players, we'll insert ten naughty words we've heard to describe a hit, one at a time until we have to turn on the A/C.

10. Dmitri Young smokes his third hit of the day.

9. David Wright drills one over the fence.

8. Joe Mauer nails a stunner to left.

7. A.J. Pierzynski pounds a scorcher back to the mound.

6. David Eckstein pokes a soft blooper to short.

5. Michael Barrett punches one into the bullpen.

4. Elijah Dukes squirts a dribbler up the middle.

3. Grady Sizemore bangs a double down the line.

2. Manny Ramirez licks a gapper to right.

1. Alex Rodriguez fists a Texas-leaguer into short center.

Feel free to add your own in the comments...