Epic Carnival: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Saturday, July 28, 2007

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

I'm gonna shoot your eye out, Karen Kornacki!by Sooze, Babes Love Baseball

Kansas City Royals outfielder/dead eye Emil Brown did what every big leaguer has always wanted to do during pregame interviews filled with stupid questions: hurt the reporters.

"It's every man for himself up in here," Brown said. "That's how it is in the clubhouse. Dodging bullets and shit, you never know what's gonna poke you in the eye."
Brown nearly shot sports reporter Karen Kornacki's eye out with a pellet from a small plastic gun in the KC clubhouse Friday afternoon while she was interviewing shortstop Tony Pena, Jr.

She screamed like a girl and fled the stadium immediately.

4 comment(s):

Sanchez said...

The funniest line from that article has to be: "She was sent home to rest"

'Cause you know, being shot with a pellet gun is exhausting

Mustafa Redonkulous said...

I like how Tony Pena looks around the sits back like "ah fuck it, not my problem".

DCScrap said...

Man, that chick is smokin'. Way to go Sooze...

Sooze said...

I do what I can.


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