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Another Shriveled Nutsack on the Face of Baseball

by Sooze, Babes Love Baseball

thug life retardJuan Valdes, a Cleveland Indians minor leaguer, was handed a 50-game suspension for testing positive for performance-enhancing drugs Friday.

The Class-A Mahoning Valley outfielder, who is on the DL with a left thumb sprain, was batting .319 with four bombs and 26 RBIs in 34 games.

Apparently, Valdes not only thinks he's living the thug life with his crooked-ass hat, but has learned nothing from the other 24 players suspended this year for violations.

That is so gangstah.

5 comment(s):

More Credible said...

Just keepin' it real.

I wish their accountants would do the same. You know what I'm talkin' about. When people misspell words so it LOOKZ JUS LYKE DIS. AND U REPLAC3 TEH L3++3RS lolz!

Their accountants would do the same, except replace the 5 with a 1, a 2 instead of a 9.

Sooze said...


Lozo said...

how do you miss a golden opportunity to make this joke?


Sooze said...

Meh, thought about it, but I was sure some asshat would say.. (cue dorky commenter voice)

"Umm. Actually, Juan Valdez, the pioneer in Colombian coffee, spelled his last name with a Z. (blah blah blah) Grade: F."

Megs said...

When are these dumbasses going to learn that cheating is just not the way to get ahead in the game - they are all bound to get busted one way or another.

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