by Sooze, Babes Love Baseball
Juan Valdes, a Cleveland Indians minor leaguer, was handed a 50-game suspension for testing positive for performance-enhancing drugs Friday.
The Class-A Mahoning Valley outfielder, who is on the DL with a left thumb sprain, was batting .319 with four bombs and 26 RBIs in 34 games.
Apparently, Valdes not only thinks he's living the thug life with his crooked-ass hat, but has learned nothing from the other 24 players suspended this year for violations.
That is so gangstah.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Another Shriveled Nutsack on the Face of Baseball
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Just keepin' it real.
I wish their accountants would do the same. You know what I'm talkin' about. When people misspell words so it LOOKZ JUS LYKE DIS. AND U REPLAC3 TEH L3++3RS lolz!
Their accountants would do the same, except replace the 5 with a 1, a 2 instead of a 9.
W3rd.
how do you miss a golden opportunity to make this joke?
http://pwp.etb.net.co/fdrojas/Zona_cafetera/Juan_valdez_conchita.jpg
Meh, thought about it, but I was sure some asshat would say.. (cue dorky commenter voice)
"Umm. Actually, Juan Valdez, the pioneer in Colombian coffee, spelled his last name with a Z. (blah blah blah) Grade: F."
When are these dumbasses going to learn that cheating is just not the way to get ahead in the game - they are all bound to get busted one way or another.
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