Big 12 Signs That Chris Simms Is Just About Done With The Bucs

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

(AP Headline) Simms finding playing time hard to come by

"He has got to play better. We can all talk about the elbow and the arm, but he isn't playing very well right now. McCown is outplaying him and Bruce is outplaying him. I want him to play better. I want to move the ball and make yards, and I want to score points. When we start seeing that on the practice field, we will start playing him. That isn't happening now, and that's one of the reasons we aren't playing him." - Coach Jon Gruden

12. Texas alumni association stopped calling

11. Gruden's brother, the one that works in the Arena League, keeps handing him his card

10. Gruden wears an old HOSTETLER Giants' jersey in meetings

9. Gets the last seat in meetings due to controversial "Spleens First" rule

8. Groupies are turning him down for Bruce Gradowski

7. Dad is no longer returning his calls

6. Mark Clayton is keeping his distance

5. Jeff Garcia keeps talking to him about Canada

4. No longer has a red "hands-off" quarterback jersey for drills

3. Doesn't have Zazu's pedals in his pocket anymore

2. Weird bearded guy who calls himself "Snake" keeps inviting him up to his cabin

1. Teammates keep throwing forks at him at meals