The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

El Guapo update - The first BobbleBelly (Home Run Derby)
He can still fill out a uniform.

The Giants DE Soap Opera (Winning the Turnover Battle)
Is this the plot of your mom's favorite soap opera?

Unsigned: Does Brady Quinn Hate Brown people? (NOIS)
Hopefully, the Browns learned a lesson in all this.

Soul Rape With American Gladiators (My Brain Says Rage)
An hour with the American Gladiators NES video game and I ponder killing myself.

High School Cheerleaders Are Hardcore (Our Book of Scrap)
The report left out the pillow-fighting, wild tickling, make-out sessions, and trying on of each others outfits.

LIBEL TUESDAY! Freddy Adu is a filthy Communist (The Blog of Hilarity)
What other rationale is there for Freddy Adu to go over to Europe to play professionally?

Did The Braves Do The Right Thing? (ShakedownSports)
Did the Braves give up too much to get Teixeira?

If Everyday People Were Pro Athletes: Busts and Gems (Pacman Jonesin')
For every overrated Darko dame, there’s an unheralded Priest prize hidden somewhere out there.

Yao may be having second thoughts about marriage (100% Injury Rate)
Yao looks a bit tense in this photo.

Cedric Benson Needs A Hug (Deuce of Davenport)
People of Chicago: put down the brats and Old Style, someone needs your help and it's not Eddy Curry or Antoine Walker.

KG Gets to Have Fun Again (Cobra Brigade)
I think that this trade is going to allow Kevin Garnett to enjoy basketball again and that's good for all of us that enjoy watching the NBA.

Am I Taking Crazy Pills? (Six Pack Sports Report)
Laying out the justification for Kevin Garnett in green and white.

Thank you, Coach Walsh (Five Tool Tool)
Walsh, simply, made you feel like it was OK to think about football.

Message Board Marauder 5 (Doberman on the Diamond)
Message board douchebaggery time!

AFC Asian Cup - A Retrospective (what a goddamn mess) (With Malice...)
A look at what an organizational f**k-up the Asian Cup 07 was.

The Ballad Of The Player Named Later (The Feed)
It isn’t easy being a player named later.

Rent-A-Dog: The Mike Vick Insurance Policy (Sons of Sam Malone)
If you're going to rent out dogs, you better have some pretty good insurance...

Trade Deadline Winners And Losers (Nyjer Please)
Pretty self-explanatory.