The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

The Greatest Choke in the History of Man Kind (Sons of Sam Malone)
What if Barry didn't break the record?

Garnett can't wait to play in The House That Nobody Built Yet (The Sports Hernia)
Only a highway divider stands in the way of Kevin Garnett and the historic TD Banknorth Arena.

Barry Bonds is Better than America (100% Injury Rate)
San Fran City Hall takes down American flag puts up Bonds flag.

Parents of the Year? (Strike Zones and End Zones)
5 year-old Jan Silva's parents have moved their family to a tennis farm so that Jan can become the next tennis superstar and I'm not sure whether this is a good thing.

Keri Scarr Will Kick Your Ass (Our Book of Scrap)
She makes me the kind of scared where if you hopped into the sack with her, you'd actually be nervous as Hell wondering if she'd hurt you.

Shooter of the Month (Cobra Brigade)
The challenge to you, fellow readers of Cobra Brigade, is to send us your best shooter pose in some amazing locations.

Rugby World Cup - And ye gods, am I excited! (With Malice...)
What the rest of the world is getting excited about, right about now.

Jerry Jones Says "Slooooow Down" (Winning the Turnover Battle)
Jerry Jones is pissed that his defensive coordinator *gasp* made the defensive lineman run sprints.

Non-Profane Insulting Nicknames for the Upcoming NFL Season: AFC Edition (Five Tool Tool)
Insulting fans of every AFC team without resorting to profanity.

Mike Williams is Doing his Best Shawn Kemp Impression……Minus the Women…..and the Crack (The Angry T)
Mike Williams is still fat.

Waitin' On That Apology Mike (Six Pack Sports Report)
Mike Wilbon owes Boston an apology.

Decisions like this should get people fired (Shot to Nothing)
All I did was rant about Track. (No change there then...)

Want to Talk to Larry Holmes? (Deuce of Davenport)
Larry Holmes is available to wish you a happy birthday...so is LAZER!

Hottest Female Bowlers (DOTD)
There are some rather fetching female bowlers.