The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

If Babes Were Baseball Players (Winning the Turnover Battle)
Brooke Hogan is Barry Bonds, Cindy Crawford is Roger Clemens, Paris Hilton is A-Rod, and more.

Top 5 Movie Mismatches (Six Pack Sports Report)
Six Pack Sports Report explores one of the worst cliches in sports movie history - the hot chick who likes the dorky guy.

Sweet Uncle Lou: “The Cardinals are Done, Dumbasses” (Hire Jim Essian!)
Quit sh*tting your pants about the f**king Cardinals.

Tadd Fukijawa Goes Pro..Somewhere Ty Tryon Weeps (The Angry T)
16 year old Tadd makes his debut on the PGA Tour in Reno.

Sports Fashion Trends That Disappeared (Doberman on the Diamond)
Looks are continually evolving and what some players and athletes used to wear now looks out of place.

Kicking Balls: Round 18 AFL (With Malice...)
AFL tips and results. No, the other AFL. The one in Australia.

Dear Barry: A Letter from Hank to Baroid (Sons of Sam Malone)
Hank ain't happy, and he was sure to let Baroid know about it...

VIDEO: The World's Strongest Nutsack (Our Book of Scrap)
If I said there's a video of a guy dragging a slab of concrete with his nuts, would you want to see it?

VIDEO: Blindfolded is better (100% Injury Rate)
You'd think watching three minutes of two blind guys trying to beat the crap out of each other would eventually get boring, but somehow it doesn't.

Sometimes, NESN, I Find It Hard To Love You (OMDQ)
Seriously, you can't take away my dad's post-game show like that.

"Friday Flicks: The Sports Ultimatum" (Pacman Jonesin')
What if pro sports stars traded places with Matt Damon and starred in The Bourne Ultimatum. A-Rod, Dwyane Wade, Kevin Garnett, etc.