The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at the weekend's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Coping With a Fraud: A 10-Step System on Dealing with 755 (Sons of Sam Malone)
Ten steps to help you cope with Baroid's 755th...

Pacman and T-Pain, separated at birth (Nyjer Please)
Looking through the dark world of pop culture and sports to find rich people who look alike.

Kicking Balls: AFL Round 18 Results… (With Malice...)
Wrap-up of Aussie football over the weekend.

Tom's Terrific Night (The Feed)
Glavine gets his 300th win.

The Great American Blowjob Competition. (Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog?)
A contest that both sucks and blows at the same time.

Erik Morales To Retire (Rumors and Rants)
This is definitely a sad moment for boxing.

Vick's Issues = Money For Someone (Our Book of Scrap)
For every athlete that gets in trouble there's a dozen people trying to make money off it.

Mr. McMahon: The King Of All Sports (Five Tool Tool)
All sports is the WWE now.

Dan Sileo is a jackass (More Credible)
Every morning innocent citizens are forced to listen to this moron talk shit about topics he has no expertise.

VIDEO: The Japanese always get their money's worth (100% Injury Rate)
Japanese fire deathmatch wrestling, complete with fire, a barbwire bat, and a coffin.

The Perfect Baseball Mascot (The Blog of Hilarity)
e's made of parts of other mascots, kind of like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs but with 60% less creepy, murderous homosexuality.

Tip Of The Hat For Tom Glavine (Six Pack Sports Report)
Six Pack Sports Report congratulates the newest, and potentially last member of the 300 win club.

The Perfect Call For Homerun #756 (Awful Announcing written by OMDQ)
You know the scene in Goodfellas where Joe Pesci thinks he's about to become a made man?