The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Ms. Carny Clubhouse is Jennifer Garner...

Top 5 Pro Athletes Gone Wrestling (Six Pack Sports Report)
In honor of Pacman Jones joining TNA Wrestling, SPSR looks back at the Top 5 professional athletes who have entered the squared circle.

Is It Really That Difficult to Throw Out a Base Runner? (Cobra Brigade)
Why can't the Cubs catchers throw out base stealers?

VIDEO: Quinton Rampage Jackson Farts on Girl’s Face (Shoutfan)
Rampage is a class act; you’ve got to love him.

Historically Horrendous Pitching (Doberman on the Diamond)
The Cardinals starting rotation is so bad, there have been 2,482 better ones.

All resemblance to Corey Simon with the Colts is intentional (Five Tool Tool)
Explosions and fat people.

Brady May Not Be A Villain (Winning the Turnover Battle)
Now that the offers are public, it looks like the Browns might be the ones holding up the Brady Quinn contract talks.

Tale Of The Tape: Milli Vanilli Vs. Barry Bonds (Rumors and Rants)
A comparison of who looks better when considering their respective scandals.

Understanding Rugby: The Haka (With Malice...)
Inspiration. Fear. Intimidation. All from a traditional dance (with vid-clips).

The Blood’s on Selig’s Hands (I'm Writing Sports)
Many people jumped out of their seats when Bonds matched Hank Aaron’s home run record, but instead of clapping they looked to their left and right unsure of how to react.

Congrats Tom! (Sons of Sam Malone)
Let's forget Barry for a day, and give Glavine the credit he's due...

Not Your Father's NBA Hiring Process (The Feed)
The Gay Mafia are reaching their tentacles into professional sports.

Michigan State Football Preview: That's Just the Way It Is (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
It’s the big brother’s right and virtue to beat the little brother.

Frank Lampard doesn't need teammates? (More Credible)
Frank Lampard is speaking out... so that means people are supposed to pay attention I suppose?

Baseball weekend for the ages (Nyjer Please)
This past baseball weekend was like no other we've seen in history.

Chad Ford sets scene for Yao marriage consumation (The Sports Hernia)
Chad Ford latest obsession hasn't been born yet.

Scoop Jackson: Defiance Personified (NOIS)
Scoop Jackson shows us why we must support Bonds.