The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Ms. Carny Clubhouse is Christina Ricci...

Monopoly: The Movie sounds awful (The Blog of Hilarity)
Ridley Scott is making a movie based on Monopoly. This bodes well.

Unfair Advantages (Winning the Turnover Battle)
You think Barry's elbow armor is cheating? How about the fact that Michael Jordan was a cyborg? Take the titles away!!!

Sports caricature t-shirt review (Part 2) (The Sports Hernia)
Larry Bird and Jim Kelly never looked so good.

Go ahead and cry Mike...It's better than what these guys have in store... (Sons of Sam Malone)
Michael Irvin may have cried at his HOF induction, but that's nothing in comparison to what these guys would do.

The Chinese Are Trying To Kill Us (Five Tool Tool)
What's more fun than roller skates? Gas-powered roller skates. The YouTube deaths will be astounding.

The Bogeyman is heckling in the Minor Leagues (Home Run Derby)
Some very unique heckling of a “pint sized player named ‘Scooter’.

Catching Up With Mateen (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Discover just what a warrior the dude really was and is.


If Everyday People Were Pro Athletes: Ass Backwards American Idolization (Pacman Jonesin')
By comparing Nirvana to Pearl Jam, Big and Pac to Jigga and Nas, Danny Manning to Len Bias, etc... this post explains why America does idolization wrong.

756* (Rumors and Rants)
Why we can't get on board with celebrating Barry's home run.

Have Her Carry Your Wood (Simon on Sports)
If you are in the UK you can get yourself a hot caddie, all it will cost you is 220 pounds.

WORLD'S HAIRIEST MAN BIDS TO CARRY BEIJING FIRE (PartMule)
This dude is by far the strangest character I've ever seen...

Riddle me this: Rugby World Cup reviews - pool C (With Malice...)
The latest from With Malice's one-eyed All Black fan... The Riddler.

What's New With Baseball Cards? (The Feed)
One man finds an autographed Mother Teresa, another man gets two cards stolen.

Where will Jermaine O'Neal be in October? (Nyjer Please)
Jermaine O'Neal is pulling a Kobe Bryant and waffling on his trade demands.

That Beckham Deal Is Looking Better Every Day (Our Book of Scrap)
Beckham's been doing everything but actually playing soccer.

Message Board Marauder VI (DOTD)
Examining the week in message boards and all they encompass. Namely, jackasses being jackasses.