The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Ms. Carny Clubhouse is Dina Meyer...

Jeremy Wariner Should Wear His Sun Glasses at Night. And Whenever Possible. (Shot to Nothing)
So yeah, he became the third fastest man ever to run the 400m last night but…

Pedro Gomez mysteriously evaporates after Bonds' 756th (The Sports Hernia)
Just moments after Bonds touched home plate and proudly acknowledged himself, a gigantic spaceship began hovering over the 3rd base line.

PGA Championship Preview (Simon on Sports)
4 to Contend, 3 to Miss the Cut, 2 To Root For and 1 Winner.

Ohman....What the F? (Cobra Brigade)
Did the Cubs Will Ohman hurt the team by concealing his 'injury'?

All Football Movie Team (DOTD)
Who would be in the starting line-up of an all football movie team?

Brian Fantana is Narrating Hard Knocks (Pacman Jonesin')
Actor and Chiefs fan Paul Rudd is the narrator for HBO's Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Kansas City Chiefs.

Fish Soccer? (Our Book of Scrap)
Yeah ... that's right ... fish playing soccer. Big news day in sports.

How Will The Red Sox Lose It This Year? (Nyjer Please)
So, how is the disintegration going to happen? Let us consider the possibilities...

2007 PGA Championship Preview (Sons of Sam Malone)
An in depth look at the season's final major.

Supersized Mariners Bobbleheads (Home Run Derby)
Did I mention that the Bobbleheads are six feet tall?

Royals Relief Effort (Babes Love Baseball)
In light of the Kansas City Royals' financial trouble due to lack of ticket sales, the lights at Kauffman Stadium were shut off last night by the KCP&L Electric Company. (video)

I Should've Invested in Vitamin Water (GOWF)
Vitamin Water's quest to overtake Gatorade.

THE CHILD EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (PartMule)
Kids Pull Martial Arts on Child Beater! (video)

The Greatest (Winning the Turnover Battle)
A different take on who the greatest home run hitter of all time is, using five distinct categories.

Letter from an anonymous NBA star... (With Malice...)
Just a piece of ongoing correspondence, edited with a sharpie...

Ricky Williams Missing Some Green (The Feed)
The state of Florida has two checks that belong to a former Miami Dolphin running back. What could have made Ricky Williams so forgetful?

The Wally Backman Era Comes to An End (Shakedown Sports)
Wally Backman makes another graceful exit from a managerial job.