The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at the weekend's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Ms. Carny Clubhouse is Tea Leoni...

We're In Love (Babes Love Baseball)
Chicks really do dig the longball.

Damon Huard Definitely Used to Back Up Tom Brady (Pacman Jonesin')
I’m sorry, but this is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my 28 years on this planet.

Dear Hank: A Letter from Baroid to Hank (Sons of Sam Malone)
Barry writes Hank a nasty letter...

Joakim Noah and Jeff Green can't dance (100% Injury Rate)
Noah is pretty awful, but worst dancer goes to Jeff Green who does the most horrible robot I've ever seen in my life.

Israel wins beach soccer tourney! Jewish curse lifted! (The Beautiful Game)
Great news for self-doubting Jews in the athletic world.

Helping Solve Baseball's Racial Divide (Doberman on the Diamond)
If Netball can change the rules to help integrate the team, why can't Major League Baseball?

Didn’t he go to ? (NFL draft Quiz) (With Malice...)
So… you think you know your football, do you?

Trent Green booed in pre-season opener (Blown Coverage)
Old Qb + bad offensive line play = stomach ulcer for us.

Do you trust your team? (Nyjer Please)
Whether it's bottom of the 9th, 4th down, or you're on your last possession how do you feel about your team winning the game?

Handcuffs Are Stupid (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
A criticism of the handcuffing strategy in fantasy football.

Finally, the Answer to an Age-Old Question (The Extrapolater)
Why would a grown man bring his glove to a AAA game?

Light and Shadow (Five Tool Tool)
Five Tool Tool gets philosophical about covering sports scandals.

Jack Cust Update 5: Resurrection (Rumors and Rants)
Jack is hitting again and everything is wonderful heading into the final month and a half of the season.

The Magic Screw Over Their Fans (ShakedownSports)
Magic fans are going to have to buy a special cable package to see the team's games.

MERRIMAN: LIGHTS OUT ON LIGHTS OUT (PartMule)
Shawne Merriman to stop the "Lights Out" dance for greater good of Charger prosperity.

The Essential Fantasy Football Draft Tips (The Sports Hernia)
Everything you need to know.