The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Jennifer Love Hewitt...

Buck Rampage vs Cougar......We All Win (Cobra Brigade)
An actual exchange we had last week.

Top 7 Fake Cheerleaders (Six Pack Sports Report)
SPSR examines (with pictures) who the greatest TV or movie cheerleader of all time is in honor of Hayden Panetierre's coming 18th birthday.

The Nascar Bumper Sticker Rule (Simon on Sports)
If You've Got a NASCAR Bumper Sticker Don't Drive Below the Speed Limit.

Are You Supposed To Laugh At Dead People? (Our Book of Scrap)
I mean, I know I do, but I don't think a news anchor is supposed to laugh during a story about three people who died in a car wreck.

Kouz And Steinz, Separated At Birth? (Rumors and Rants)
We think Dan Steinberg (he of the DC Sports Bog and Blog Show) and Kevin Kouzmanoff might have been separated at birth.

Madden '08... it's almost here! (Nyjer Please)
Who pre-ordered it?

Old Is The New Young (The Feed)
Do you get a senior discount on charter flights?

Tiger Wins...Again (Sons of Sam Malone)
Watch out Jack...Here comes Tiger...

The Monday Bangover: NFL Celebrity Roast Wishlist (Pacman Jonesin')
Roasting the NFL Friars Club style.

British People Planning Takeover Of All U.S. Sports (Doberman on the Diamond)
I guess having misshaped teeth that look like they were dyed in urine makes people a bit haughty.

Polanco Errorless, Chokes On Water (Babes Love Baseball)
Congratulations to Detroit Tigers infielder Placido Polanco and his horribly misshapen head.

U.S. soccer's No. 1 celebrity fan hospitalized! (The Beautiful Game)
That's right, Drew Carey needed medical attention while hosting "The Price is Right," apparently in the Grocery Game -- a personal favorite of mine.