The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Charlize Theron...

Madden 2008 Is Out! But Where Are The Ambulances? (Our Book of Scrap)
Madden will never be as cool as it was back when you had the ambulance come on to the field, mowing down players in its path, like it did back in 1992.

VICK OUTPOURING MIXED (PartMule)
Michael Vick Is Picketed -- Bad and Good -- for A Range of Issues

Buck Rampage vs The Cougar....The Conclusion (Cobra Brigade)
Find out the conclusion of the Buck Rampage story

Our Madden Review (Nyjer Please)
What I saw were a bunch of shitty looking players from Madden 98'.

At least Cooley can pull it off (Blown Coverage)
Check out some of these hairdo's...

Message Board Marauder VII (Doberman on the Diamond)
Time to take a look at internet message board douchebaggery.

Steve Phillips is a Contradicting Mess (Simon on Sports)
Steve Phillips Says that the Yanks are not going to make the playoffs and backs this up by crossing up previous points.

Yankee dugout clears out early after Joba's big 8th (The Sports Hernia)
JO-BA! JO-BA!

Ookie Is Screwed (Rumors and Rants)
A great look into what the recent developments in the Michael Vick case (his final 2 co-defendants flipping on him) mean to him.

You Want Some Mario? You Can't Handle This Mario!! (Sons of Sam Malone)
The Best. Mario. Ever.

This is all Rex Grossman's Fault (ShakedownSports)
An Illinois mayor pays off his Super Bowl bet. Meanwhile, people need to realize the mayor betting system is flawed.

Battle of the Titans: Doc vs. Sandy (I'm Writing Sports)
Doc Gooden vs. Sandy Koufax.

Book Report - Can I Keep My Jersey? (The Extrapolater)
Rather than give you some kind of boring New York Times-style folderol, I’m going to have a little fun with Paul’s work.

Youth Fighting Camps (Strike Zones and End Zones)
A good idea for hockey players.