The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Catherine Bell...

The Romanian Guide to Paralysis (Simon on Sports)
When Dismounting of the uneven bars it's probably best to land perpendicular to the floor with your feet on the bottom rather than your head.

Gift Plans for the Barry Bonds 2008 Farewell Tour (Five Tool Tool)
What will NL teams give Barry Bonds on his 2008 farewell tour? Five Tool Tool's spies are everywhere.

Top Player vs. Manager/Coach Feuds (Doberman on the Diamond)
Some of the great feuds between players and the men in charge of leading them.

The Top Five Wrestling Finishing Moves that Don't Involve a Sock Down Your Throat (The Angry T)
Title pretty much says it all. A list of wrestling moves that would actually hurt.

In Honor of Bobby (Sons of Sam Malone)
The best managerial ejections in honor of Bobby Cox...

Logan Brook Travis is...15? Uhhh (The Blog of Hilarity)
Miss Teen USA...how could something so wrong feel so right.

Yao is gonna have one sweet ride (100% Injury Rate)
"I would give Yao four 24-inch customized rims at his wedding ceremony," Shaq said. Now that is a wedding gift my friends.

Al Saunders. Ruthless Destroyer of Trees. (More Credible)
I don't know if Al Saunders will admit it, but I'm pretty sure you've got to be a fuckin' genius to play offense for the Washington Redskins.

Keane hates players whipped by WAGs (The Beautiful Game)
Roy Keane is pissed his soccer team missed out on players because their wives wanna shop and don't wanna live in the country.

Yet another reason to love soccer (ShakedownSports)
Chelsea and Fulham play a game of playground keep-away.

Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? SEMI-FINALS! (Our Book of Scrap)
Our first battle of the semi-finals will see our #5 seed Willa Ford drop the gloves with our #16 seed Elisha Cuthbert.

PHIL WANTS TO BE MORE LIKE TIGER (PartMule)
Phil Mickelson To Step Game Up Like Tiger...Marry a Swedish Super Model?

Baseball and Football Love the Wikipedia (My Brain Says Rage)
A number of hilarious edits to Wikipedia have been found coming from the offices of Major League Baseball, the MLBPA and the NFL.