The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Charlotte Ross...

The Coolest of the Not-Very-Cool (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
What do accounting professionals, high school debaters, and white NBA basketball players have in common?

Mottram pulls up short, but he's ok... (With Malice...)
Mottram injury scare proves to be nothing major...

Those New York Mets Know How To Party (The Feed)
Mets masseuse sued for hosting swinger parties and porn movie shoots at his spa.

Cardinals Waste Draft Pick (Doberman on the Diamond)
Many people are questioning what the Cardinals were thinking.

Johnson Receives Serious Injury (Sons of Sam Malone)
Rookie wide out, Calvin Johnson is added to the list of Lions wide receivers to go down with injuries...(SATIRE)

The Curse of Rizzuto (Five Tool Tool)
I went to Yankee Stadium and watched them crap the bed.

Scott Boras Has Small Cojones (ShakedownSports)
When the deadline came, Scott Boras caved like a sissy

You Want a NCAA Football Schedule? (Cobra Brigade)
Schedule for every Division I football team in the land.

GREG NORMAN PLAYS LOCKSMITH WITH ESTRANGED WIFE (PartMule)
Greg Norman is Scandalous! He's a Truly a Dog...um...more like a Cat!

The QB Cliff (Winning the Turnover Battle)
The first in my fantasy football series, and my first overall in awhile.

Under The Bleachers (Babes Love Baseball)
Our interview with Jose Offerman didn't go so well.

VIDEO: Beckham, Henry love Christina A. singing "Da Da Da" (The Beautiful Game)
It might be the most ridiculous thing you will ever see in your life.

Ryan Dempster is Immune to Iocane Powder (Hire Jim Essian!)
After the game last night, Lou Piniella was called into a private meeting with manager Jim Hendry. The following is their dialogue.

Pac-10 Preview: Don't Sleep On Willie Tuitama! (Rumors and Rants)
The teams ranked and some of the awards picked, plus pictures of attractive women.

The 1980's NBA Dream Team (The Sports Hernia)
We decided to create dream team's of our own, breaking it down by decade, starting with the All 1980's Team.