The Carny Clubhouse

by dswinder, Sons of Sam Malone

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Marisa Miller...

The people who matter most, weigh in on Michael Vick!! (The Grand National Championships)
Anyone who's anyone weighed in on Mike Vick.

Vick Jersey Great for Cleaning Doo-Doo (Part Mule)
Don't know what to do with that old Vick jersey? How about clean up some sh*t...

Notre Dame Football's New Success: Golden or Pyrite? (I'm Writing Sports)
Notre Dame's some damn criminals.

Vick falls on the mercy of the courts! (With Malice...)
The man in Japan's take on the Mike Vick guilty plea.

Building the Prototype Power Hitter (SimonOnSports)
Comparing the Duncan brothers...

U.S. U-17's lose to Tajikistan (The Beautiful Game)
And I'm proud to be an American...

Afternoon Delight: Tony Parker Can't Dunk (Sons of Sam Malone)
But at least he's got a hot wife...

If At First You Don't Succeed... Stop Trying (Five Tool Tool)
If you suck at fantasy football, try using a machine to make your picks.

Football Week (2): NFC East Preview (Shot to Nothing)
Previewing the NFC East...With pop stars.

Floyd Mayweather's album is going to suck (100% Injury Rate)
What makes you think you can rap, Floyd?

It's tough being a Falcons quarterback (Blown Coverage)
Atlanta QB's have some bad luck...

Cold Stove Coming (The Feed)
Save your money for a rainy day, not a free agent pitcher.

Julian Tavarez Drinks Some More Crazy Juice (Shakedown Sports)
Julian Tavarez is insane.

Hayden's Sporty Birthday Bash (Winning the Turnover Battle)
Hayden Panettiere turns 18 today...Yay!

Rosenblatt Stadium is doomed (100% Injury Rate)
Can Kevin Costner save Rosenblatt?

The P.J. Screenplay: Marcus and Michael Vick are "Dumb and Dumber" (Pacman Jonesin')
Taking a look at the Vick's future screenplay style.