The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at the weekend's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Shannon Elizabeth...

Two MORE Cents (Sons of Sam Malone)
Two MORE Cents on the Vick case...Oh, and the Orioles really suck...

Profile: Matt Cain (Vegas Watch)
Matt Cain: the best 6-13 pitcher in 70 years. Plus, he's still only 22!

C'est La Vie Michael Vick (With Malice...)
Farewell Michael Vick, I don't think we'll see you for quite a while.

It’s Not Easy Being Josh McRoberts (ShakedownSports)
Josh McRoberts has an interesting outlook on life.

Harry Caray and Steve Stone celebrate the 1984 Cubs (Home Run Derby)
Video of Harry and Steve with a victory cigar and a victory Budweiser after the Cubs clinched the NL East in 1984.

Babalu wrecked some dude (The Blog of Hilarity)
Footage from Saturday night's UFC 74 Pay-Per-View of Renato "Babalu" Sobral choking out a bloodied David Heath (who completely passes out as a result) after he'd already tapped out.

8-Year Olds Are Such Wusses (Our Book of Scrap)
If you can't show your affection for your great country by abusing your kid, then what's the point?

Jon Kitna's desperate plea to fantasy owners: Don't pick me (The Sports Hernia)
Sensing the moment and probably preparing a fantasy cheat sheet of his own, Lions quarterback Jon Kitna issued a disturbing yet sobering statement to the press.