The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Penelope Cruz...

Peavy's Badassery Knows No Bounds (Babes Love Baseball)
In another successful attempt to sway votes for his Cy Young candidacy, Peavy earned his 15th win, striking out eleven Diamondbacks to slide within 2 games in the West.

Saddest News of the Millennium (Simon on Sports)
If Kige Ramsey isn't a Hall of Famer, No One is a Hall of Famer

A fat kid against a pro MMA fighter: what could possibly go wrong? (100% Injury Rate)
A fat kid, who seems to have been plucked from the stands or something, going up against pro MMA fighter Ben Rothwell.

Actual Fantasy Football News You Can Use (Five Tool Tool)
FTT's real-live fantasy football sleeper picks.

Be Right Back ... Signing Up For A Naked Yoga Class (Our Book of Scrap)
Apparently there is a new fad going on in worlds that I do not inhabit.

Really Early Morning Wood: Tiger is Charles Barkley (Sons of Sam Malone)
Tiger Wood does a spot on impersonation of Sir Charles' golf swing.

Never cross an angered Wallaby... (With Malice...)
Feathers fly with an Aussie's appraisal of the Wallabies' Rugby World Cup campaign.

What Are The Odds: DiMaggio's Streak (Vegas Watch)
Who has the best chance of approaching DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak? And just how unlikely is it?

Message Board Marauder (Doberman On The Diamond)
Once again, it's time for our weekly look at internet message board douchebaggery.