The Carny Clubhouse

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

A look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites.

Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Kate Beckinsale...

Futures Watch: Week 22 (NL West Edition) (Vegas Watch)
SportsBetting isn't very good at posting lines.

Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese Sized NFL Preview (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
A huge sized portion NFL Preview, complete with gambling tips and odds.

Fool Me Once, Shame On You, Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me (The Feed)
The NFL is wrong to react to off the field problems by promoting the off-field lives of their players.

10 Things that need to happen to make me a happy panda!!! Also, fuzzy animals. (The Grand National Championships)
It has a panda sliding down a slide!

The Sky is Falling in Chicago (Five Tool Tool)
The Cubs are falling! The Cubs are falling!

Alaskans know how to dodge a wrench (ShakedownSports)
The 2007 National Dodgeball Champions have been crowned.

Coaches Tm (Sons of Sam Malone)
The top 12 college football coaching trademarks...

My alma mater loves butt sex (The Blog of Hilarity)
USC is all about the gay sex with strangers.

Understanding Rugby: Other War Dances (With Malice...)
Awe-inspiring war-dances as pre-game ritual for rugby? Not only the All Blacks...

Fantasy Files Commercials (The Angry T)
These commercials are the best thing to hit TV since those last few episodes of step-by-step when Suzanne Sommmers walked around topless.

My letter to Agent Zero (100% Injury Rate)
He's now asking mere mortals such as you and me to compete in an essay contest for the chance to win a basketball court.

Worst. Facebook Group. Ever. (Brahsome)
Dress up like a loser. Win a date with Brady Quinn.

What Do the Joba Rules Say Now (Simon on Sports)
Since he pitched an inning and a third, can he pitch on Saturday?

Beckham Earns His Paycheck One Injury At A Time (Our Book of Scrap)
He is starting to remind me of Kerry Wood.

Fat Guys and Rally Fries in Seattle (Home Run Derby)
Act like a fool and Mariners' TV announcer Mike Blowers might send you
some french fries.

The Only Competition that Matters Anymore (My Brain Says Rage)
A preview of America's favorite female torture show, America's Next Top Model.