by SportsGirl365, Strike Zones and End Zones
So apparently rumor has it that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes. I want to know why people automatically assume he gave it to her? Either way, with the amount of people both of those sluts have been with, I think I might buy stock in Valtrex. It’s bound to go through the roof pretty soon.
I don’t know why everyone gets so shocked when beautiful famous people get herpes. Sports and Hollywood is just one big orgy anyway. The reason this particularly sucks is because it knocks two people off of my “Celebrities I’d like to have sex with” list. Well, actually three because Arod obviously has it too.
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Did Jeter Give Jessica the Herpes?
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I better get checked out. Talk about two-degrees of separation!
Oh wait, that would mean I hooked up with Alba, right. Or would that be one-degree?
Is it bad to laugh at those commericals where the happy couple is frolicking along the beach or chillin on a bench at the park when suddenly one of them reveals, "I have genital herpes."
That shit gets me everytime.
a frickin' tear jerker, I hear ya...I'm all welled up as I type.
Tearing up? Man... I vomited in my mouth... just a lil'.
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