I Told You Gary Player Wasn't Lying

by dswinder, Sons of Sam Malone

If you'll recall, during my Open Championship 1sr rd. live blog, I got pretty riled up over Paul Azinger doubting Gary Player's claims that he knew of at least two golfers on steroids...I believe my exact words were,

"9:25 How dare you make Gary Player out to be a liar...Paul Azinger, you bastard...It's Gary Player for crying out loud...He's a legend, and if in his senility, he wants to believe that 10 of the top players are on the Barry Bonds workout plan, then he can think that 10 of the top players on the Barry Bonds workout plan...So shove it..."

Well guess what 'Zinger...You can take your doubts of Player's credibility and shove them right up your ass, you legend doubting sumnabitch...That's right baby, it came out yesterday that Italian golfer Alessandro Pessilli tested positive for a steroid masking drug on June 29...So unless the dude is sporting the shine top, Gary Player just gained some credibility against Azinger's doubts (the drug, Finasteride, is used to treat hair loss, but also masks juice use)...

So Paul, is the apology going to come now or later? Or are you just going to wait until all relevancy to the Gary Player comments are forgotten and try to get out unscathed? If that's the case, you might want to know...I never forget...I'll ride this horse through the sunset and into the night...Maybe no one else cares that you called out a legend for making things up, and two weeks later said legend was proven to be correct, but you know what? I care...And in this article...That's all that matters...I'm comin' for you 'Zinger...