LinkGasm 8-14-07

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- Tracie Rice, a woman who was chased in a car by Lindsay Lohan, is seeking an unspecified amount of money for, among other things, medical bills to cover emotional distress. (Popsugar)

- This interview with Boo Weekley at the PGA Championship could easily be mistaken for a Saturday Night Live skit. (Brahsome)

- Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones gets down and dirrty over a little Papa John's Pizza. (The Buried Lead)

- Willis McGahee is looking for love...and Deuce is giving him advice. (Deuce of Davenport)

- Sonics ownerships has a hardline stance and a deep-seated urge to bring the team to the Dust Bowl. (The FanHouse)

- Ever wonder what would happen if the Madden cover didn't result in the cursing of a player, but instead boosted their career? (SportsGamer)