LinkGasm 8-15-07

by Luke Halpert, Nyjer Please

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

ESPN.com has David Ortiz listed as an outfieler. Ever since they brought in the new EIC the place has had errors up the wazoo. - Red Sox Monster

Pat Gillick is one crafty SOB. - Crashburn Alley

The new ESPN.com EIC is getting TWO mentions today. He apparently isn't a fan of bloggers though, so it probably isn't warranted. - Deadspin

The Mets signed some guy from Holland of all places. - MetsBlog

Colin Cowherd will not be replacing Dan Patrick on ESPN Radio. - The Big Lead

Can someone explain to me how Nick Collision is on Team USA? - Supersonic Soul