LinkGasm 8-2-07

by , Winning the Turnover Battle

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- Allison Stoke is not, I repeat NOT, an attention whore. Which is exactly why she sat down in-studio for an ESPN Radio interview yesterday, to NOT be an attention whore. (Sports By Brooks)

- Watching little kids destroy other little kids in sports is fun. That is, until you find out that they are actually 47 years old, like Danny Almonte and Greg Oden. (Who Ate All The Pies?)

- When a team named the Lumberjacks beats a team named the Gamecocks, what would you guess the headline would be? (Larry Brown Sports)

- Now that the free agency and trade talk has died down, there is one thing in the NBA left to consider; which mascots match their teams best? If it crossed over to the NFL, I would definitely nominate the Bengals. Orange jumpsuit anyone? (Plissken At The Buzzer)

- It is pretty clear now that Johan Santana is not going to be staying with the Twins for very long. But do I still have to like him if he sells his soul to the Yankees? Screw that. (Brahsome)

- I have realized that I might be skewing a little heavily to the male demographic. To compensate, here is a look at new Texans catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia. Evidently he is cute or something. Lets just pretend this link never happened. (Ladies...)