LinkGasm 8-20-07

by , Winning the Turnover Battle

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- Is Hayden Panettiere not reason enough for you to watch Heroes? Word is that Hayden will be getting some company in October, as uber-hottie Kristin Bell will be joing the cast. Set your Tivo now. (Popoholic)

- *WARNING: DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR FANTASIES INTACT* Ok, you kept reading. According to Maria Sharapova's ex-boyfriend the reason that they broke up was that in the sack Maria was "like a dead frog". I cried a little when I read that, seriously. (Deuce of Davenport)

- Noticed the trend of NBA teams wearing their cool looking throwback jerseys? Forget that; lets bring back all of the ugly ones. There are a lot to choose from. (Garbage Time)

- Merril Hoge had something other than football on his mind Sunday. What was it? Church? The Sabbath? Uh...no. It was...NSFW. (Larry Brown Sports)

- Don't make Nick Collison angry. Just look what happened after everyone was talking trash all week, saying that Nick was going to get cut by Team USA. Collison threw down a dunk so ferocious that it snapped the rim right off the backboard. Actual LeBron James quote after the dunk; "I hope he didn't shoot a jumper and the basket fell." Burn. (Supersonic Soul)