LinkGasm 8-21-07

by , Winning the Turnover Battle

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- If you didn't already know, today is Hayden Panettiere's 18th birthday. Rejoice! You are no longer a pervert for thinking she is attractive! To celebrate, here is a look at perhaps the three greatest words ever; Hayden. Bikini. Retrospective. (Egotastic)

- I'm sorry Mr. Olowakandi, but the NBA is already full. Please take your millions of undeserved dollars and your skill vacuum and exit the train along with Mr. Medvedenko. (Draft Express)

- Do you like football? Do you like Arrested Development? If the answer to both of those question is yes, then you just might think that this SEC football preview is the greatest thing of all time. Or at least darn close. (The Joe Cribbs Car Wash)

- The Rangers recently called up Edinson Volquez from AAA to join their rotation. Edinson was so pumped that he overslept his next throwing session. Nighty, night Edinson. (Bugs and Cranks)

- That other carnival is back in town. Carnival of the NBA #48 is back on the attack, and features EC's very own Don Landrigan. (Taking It To The Rack)