LinkGasm 8-27-07

by , Winning the Turnover Battle

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- British mathemeticians have discovered that Jessica Alba has the sexiest butt wiggle in the world. In a related story, I have discovered that if you need a math formula to discover that Jessica Alba has a nice butt then you really need to go outside more often. (Just Jared)

- Keith Olberman thinks that the best way to punish Mike Vick is rooting for him to get out of jail so people can watch him try to get back into the NFL. Um...come again? Hey Keith, weren't you funny and interesting once upon a time? What happened? (Awful Announcing)

- Nike has a new ad campaign coming out aimed at stopping the objectification of female athletes. That is fair, but on a serious note; doesn't this campaign lose a lot of credibility by starring Serena Williams and Gabriel Reece? I mean, they have both taken money to appear in magazines in their bikinis, and now they want to say "OMG, coming through, SERIOUS ATHLETE here!!" (You Been Blinded)

- Somehow the NFL remains the most popular sports league in America even though they hate their fans. (Deuce of Davenport)

- Did you ever wish you could hear Bill Walton's philosophical take on something other than basketball? If so, enjoy this hypothetical example of Bill Walton announcing a chess match. (The Hype Guy)

- Finally the perfect corporate sponsor as Hooters has signed on to support the top women's college golf tournament. (SPORTSbyBROOKS)