LinkGasm 8-3-07

by , Winning the Turnover Battle

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- Jessica Simpson's new movie is so bad it is going straight to DVD. The reason? “The movie is absolutely horrible,” says a source. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.” You're kidding me. Does that look like a woman that can't act? (US Magazine)

- You want to know who really killed the NHL? Patrick Roy. Here I was thinking it was Mike Vick who did it, after the NHL proved to not be ferocious enough in a test fight with Arena Football. (Taking One For The Team)

- Al Saunders thinks the Redskins offense is so easy that even a reporter could learn it. Slow down there Al. You haven't even proven that the Redskins can learn it yet. (DC Sports Bog)

- We already know how much David Beckham is worth to the LA Galaxy, but how much is he worth to ticket scalpers? $100 evidently. Pretty pricey just to watch a pub side. (Fanhouse)

- What happens when hockey meets South Korea? You guessed correctly; An anime style online video game. (On Frozen Blog)

- I send you off to the weekend with a little game of celebrity "Who Am I?" The answer may suprise you. (Egotastic)