LinkGasm 8-30-07

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- Gwen Stefani is not doing anything to make new mothers feel better about their bodies by wearing this little black number and exposing her, "She recently had a baby?" tummy of steel. (Hollywood Tuna)

- Yesterday Rupert wondered if the Chiefs having their training camp on TV was such a great idea from a coaching standpoint. We don't know the answer to that, but from a the Chiefs are kinda gay standpoint, it's a really bad idea. (First and 10 Inches)

- If you ever plan to watch a Yankee game in the comfort of your own home and Kyle Farnsworth enters the game, be sure to stand at least three feet away from any of your loved ones otherwise there is a serious chance one of them might be injured. (Bugs & Cranks)

- David Beckham is having a hard time living up to the hype. Sure he looks good, but here in America we also have one other requirement for our sports superstars - win. Barring that, he's going to have to do something a bit more exciting than just showing up. (Foul Balls)

- Some guy named Jim Caple, who writes for some Internet site, thinks that fans shouldn't cheer for the visiting team. Makes sense, right? Oh yeah, he says you shouldn't do it even if you are a fan of said team. Say what? (The Smittblog)

- Have you ever wanted to go jogging but didn't like the feeling of having shoes on your feet? You haven't? Well someone out there thinks you might have since they invented shoes that look like gloves for your feet. I'm guessing that wearing socks with these is pretty much out of the question (unless you are a Japanese baseball player). (Sports Rumblings)