LinkGasm 8-6-07

by , Winning the Turnover Battle

LinkGasm is your one-stop-shop for all the stuff that isn't being spit out by the Carnies here at Epic Carnival. Expect sarcasm, girls, and some sports thrown in as well. If you'd like to be considered for inclusion in future editions, please email your stories here.

- From the "Just In Case You Were Wondering" department; Yes, Scary Spice is still scary. (Egotastic)

- Those Kobe divorce rumors? It turns out that the LA television station that broke the story is discovering that it may not have been a great idea to use Media Takeout as a source. Well duh. (Sports By Brooks)

- Notre Dame defensive lineman Derrell Hand was suspended by the Irish on Friday. Now it turns out that is was for propositiong an undercover female cop posing as a prostitute. Hey, big men need love too. Just ask Andray Blatche. (The Wizard of Odds)

- Mike Schmidt does not want you to do cocaine. He does want you to grow a terrible mustache to make him feel less alone. (Bugs and Cranks)

- You thought steroids were what helped Barry hit all those homers? No way. It was the elbow armor. C'mon, this Bonds hating is getting really out of hand now. I mean, ask Andres Galarraga how much elbow armor helped him. (Editor and Publisher)

- Are you ready for some inane arguments over who should win the Heisman? You are? Well, let's get this party started then! (Sportable)