Mr. Murphy You are a Disgrace

by Simon, SimonOnSports

Two weeks ago, during my first week as a Carny, I laid claim to Matt Murphy, aka the kid who caught Barry Bonds home run ball, being a douche. Anyone who wears an irrelevant jersey to a game should be regarded as a douche, its a fact. Well two weeks later and one trip to Australia down the hatch it is evident that Mr. Murphy is not only a douche but also a complete disgrace.

See, our very own Carny, West Coast Kid at 100% Injury Rate, uncovered a gem this morning. Matt Murphy is not just most likely going to sell the home run ball, but he is pawning off his entire outfit he wore during the game. He has both his hat and his jersey on ebay and has set an initial bid of 100 dollars for each item. Yes, 100 dollars for a dirty hat that has nothing to do with anything.

Unlike Injury Rate I am not going to give a link out to his ebay site, because, well, he shouldn't make a dime for the garbage he has for sale. Look at him, how much of hobo does he look like. What, you need the 100 dollars to afford a razor? How can this kid afford to take a trip to Australia? One has to think that he's just a rich spoiled kid from Queens, who's mommy and daddy funded a wonderful vacation to Down Undah.

Sell the ball Mr. Murphy. I understand it's worth some money, and it's a baseball...but selling your gross jersey and your disgusting hat. Come on now you're just being greedy. Please just sell the ball already and get out of everybody's life, because you Mr. Murphy are a disgrace.