Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: Mr. Murphy, You are a Douche

Mr. Murphy, You are a Douche

by , SimonOnSports

I've seen opinions floating around this here blogosphere along the lines of Giants fans got what they deserved. After cheering so raucously and supporting Barroid none of their fans truly deserved the hundreds of thousands of dollars which are all but guaranteed with the sale of the ball. Some people are genuinely happy that a person in a Met uniform caught the ball. However, Mr. Murphy you do not fool me, you are a douche and you are a prime example of a person that pisses me off every time I head to the stadium and if I was in that section and a Giants fan you would have gotten a few kidney punches during that pile up. Why? It's simple, the damn Mets jersey.

Mr. Murphy you are aware that you were in fact attending a game in San Francisco, on the entire opposite side of the continental United States than New York. You are aware of the fact that they earlier in the evening had already been pummeled by the Braves at home and were in fact not going to fly cross country and play in the game. That in fact the Mets had absolutely nothing to do with the Nationals Giants game you were attending. Just because you were at a baseball game doesn't mean you have to wear an irrelevant jersey. It just makes you look lost. I hope someone on the streets of San Fran jacked you for the ball last night.

Why must people do this? Everytime you attend a game there is some moron in the stands wearing a random jersey for a team playing somewhere else. Your jersey has nothing to do with the game or anything going on within the stadium. Next time you are going to a game in which your favorite team isn't playing just wear a god damn polo or plain t-shirt. And if you are one of the clowns who wears a Sox hat to Yankee Stadium when the Sox aren't in town, I hope you have fun prying my size 11 out of your ass.

8 comment(s):

Travis said...

amen

Chimpanzee Rage said...

maybe he mixed up the rules for not wearing the shirt of the band you're going to go see?

The Feed said...

No thought that he might just be a rabid Mike Bacsik fan?

Anonymous said...

bonds may have the record...but check out this conversation about the validity of his home runs and his words. I don't know if I can believe him. http://www.mypetpeeves.com/plog/index.php/archives/2842

Daniel said...

I was at the Mets game last night. Spotted dozens of asshats wearing their Yankee jerseys to this National league game.

Simon said...
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Simon said...

Agreed Daniel, it happens both ways though, you definitely see a few clowns wearing Mets jerseys at Yankee Stadium. You're in the wrong borough.

Bad Kermit said...

I couldn't agree more. I was at a Cubs-Cardinals game at Wrigley a couple years ago, and a 50-year-old man in FULL WHITE SOX UNIFORM was heckling everyone in his immediate area. I like to think that the cost of his ticket has been collecting interest since that time, and that it will be put toward a Carlos Zambrano extension.


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