by Jai Eugene, Loser with Socks
Perhaps the most watched SEC Coach in 2007 is Alabama's Nick Saban
When I saw Saban speaking at the SEC Media Days, I immediately became fixated on his hair. Specifically his bangs. Saban reminded me of the another great hairdo in the SEC, Georgia's Mark Richt.
Mark Richt is often favorably compared to Helen Hunt in both facial appearance (soft and delicate) as well as hairstyle.
How can you not admire Saban's old school coiff? Just look his angel winged bangs, thick and lustrous, I am reminded of the 1980's big hair styles. Very Farrah Fawcett, before she got weird. I mean it is wow, like "Charlie Weis is fat" kinda wow. In the picture below, Saban looks like he could just fly away.
Saban's reemergence back into the SEC asks the question of who has the best hair: Saban or Richt? Both sport what is known informally as a "butt-cut" or a hair-part down the middle. In the military if an individual has a "butt-cut" he is commonly associated with smoking dope. The casual observer would think that having a "butt -cut" would be more acceptable in Gainesville, where football and marijuana are naturally associated with the other .
Back on topic: Look at the sheer volume and thickness of Saban's hair, IMO, utterly destroys Mark Richt's claim of the SEC's Best Hair.

(Check the pic on the wall!!!)
I can also make an international comparison between Pakistan President General Pervez Musharraf and Saban as well.
Look how straight Musharraff's part is...Wow again!! Anyway as I was watching the SEC Media Days and the camera panned on Saban in the crowd, and he actually had to flip one of his big fluffy and unruly hair wings (or wing hair? or just a wing?) with his hand as it got out of line.
Saban and the Tide are back!
Friday, August 3, 2007
Nick Saban Has the Best Hair...Ever
Posted at 6:33 AM CT
Similar Topics: Alabama, Jai Eugene, NCAA Football, Nick Saban, Pakistan, sports
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2 comment(s):
Regardless of his hair style, he is still a major douche.
His hair is like... a delicate wildflower.
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