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Own The Rookie of the Year's Ride

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

In the fine tradition of athletes selling the shit they don't want anymore to people with too much money, NBA Rookie of the Year Brandon Roy is pimping his ride on eBay in hopes that a sucker buyer will pay too much for it because Roy once owned it and had it so customized that the buyer can pretend that he is Roy can show off his Trail Blazer pride while cruising for chicks.

BRANDON ROY'S CUSTOM BUILT DODGE DAYTONA HAS 22 X 9.5 ZENETTI SPARTAN WHEELS WITH RED COLOR MATCHED CENTERS AND A CHROME LIP, WITH PIRELLI 265 35 20 TIRES. THE CAR HAS BEEN LOWERED WITH H&R LOWERING SPRINGS. THE EXHAUST HAS BEEN MODIFIED WITH A FLOWMASTER MUFFLER WITH DUAL BLACK POWDER COATED SEBRING EXHAUST TIPS. THE EXTERIOR HAS BEEN MODIFIED WITH TINTED WINDOWS, SMOKED FRONT HEADLIGHTS AND REAR TAIL LIGHTS. THE INTERIOR HAS BEEN MODIFIED WITH RED SUEDE FRONT AND REAR SEAT CENTERS, CUSTOM EMBROIDERED "ROY 7" IN FRONT SEATS, AND COLOR MATCHED CENTER CONSOLE AND DOOR TRIM PIECES. THE TRUNK HAS A CUSTOM BUILT SUB ENCLOSURE LOADED WITH PLANET AUDIO 12' SUBS AND A GENESIS AMPLIFIER. HERE IS YOUR CHANCE YO BUY A ONE OF A KIND CHARGER OWNED BY NBA ROOKIE OF THE YEAR BRANDON ROY!!!!

Yeah, sorry about the all caps. It's an eBay thing. While this is nice and all, I am still upset that I didn't win Jack Lambert's used cigarette, so I'm not bidding. Screw the eBays. All they do is stir up stuff for old football coaches anyway.

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